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An out of work actor gets a call from his agent,
"I've got you a gig in a play. It's an easy one. You've only got one line.
At the start of the second act, you come out and say, 'HARK! I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!'
There's no audition, the part's yours, if you want it."
The actor agrees and on opening night, makes his way to the theatre.
At the backstage entrance, security stops him and asks, "who the hell are you?"
The actor replies, "I'm the guy who says, 'HARK! I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!"
"You're late! Get yourself to the costume department now! They're waiting for you." The bouncer tells him...and off he goes.
When he gets to the costume department, a stage hand asks him who he is. "I'm the guy who says, 'HARK! I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!"
The stage hand, gives him his costume and tells him to put it on as they're running late. When he has the costume on, the stage hand directs the actor towards Hair and Makeup.
When he gets to Hair and Makeup, a stylist pulls him aside and says, "you must be the guy who says, "HARK! I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!" We're ready for you. Just sit in this chair.
Ten minutes later, his hair and makeup is done and he's finally ready to go on stage.
As he approaches the stage, he's stopped by the director who says, "Thank God! The guy who says, 'HARK! I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!" is here. We can finally start the second act! Break a leg!"
The actor is pushed out onto the stage in front of the biggest audience he's ever seen in his life. Suddenly, he hears a succession of deafening bangs, one after another.
He looks around and shouts, "WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT?!"“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”
Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
Always aim to be that man.
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Originally posted by deerworrier View Post...Though I thought on a Huawei P30 Pro, there would be tanks, but no Tank Man?
On the instruments we entrust to pace our lives, to bear witness to our days, and to be the keepers of the most precious thing we have... time.
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Great Scottish folk musicFunny song from burnistoun season 2 episode 3 xD Lyrics - you broke my heart my lover my best friend tore me apart theres no way to pretend you broke my hear...“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”
Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
Always aim to be that man.
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and who says comedy has to be highbrow?
reminds me of so many great drinking songs
http://www.jinsy.com Jinsy is a little island whose 791 residents are monitored by 1,067 tessellators. These tessellators include video cameras for surveilla...“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”
Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
Always aim to be that man.
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