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    “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


    Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
    Always aim to be that man.

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    • #47
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      “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


      Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
      Always aim to be that man.

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        “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


        Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
        Always aim to be that man.

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        • #49
          Subject: Changes to the Trade Me maximum success fee

          Date: 30 January 2020 at 16:05:23 NZDT



          Hi Rolex,

          This is to notify you that we’re making some changes to our fees for professional sellers.

          From 1 March 2020, the maximum success fee for a general item will be increasing from $149 to $249.

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            “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


            Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
            Always aim to be that man.

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            • harlansmart
              harlansmart commented
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              Can't read the label w/out my specs, is that 'horse dong'?

            • Hammers
              Hammers commented
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              What an unfortunate cut of meat....

            • rolex
              rolex commented
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              Probably VERY unfortunate for the man it came from...

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            “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


            Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
            Always aim to be that man.

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              “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


              Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
              Always aim to be that man.

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                “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


                Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
                Always aim to be that man.

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                • #54
                  this is how i track my social distance...
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                  “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


                  Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
                  Always aim to be that man.

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                  • #55
                    A guy starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
                    As he does so, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
                    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
                    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.
                    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything...
                    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
                    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
                    As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
                    By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
                    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
                    The lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees.​
                    “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


                    Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
                    Always aim to be that man.

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                        “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


                        Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
                        Always aim to be that man.

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                          “Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.”


                          Despite having the numbers, there is the crazy man in the mountains that none of the tribes will go near!
                          Always aim to be that man.

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                          • #59
                            I’m all for the odd fun, relatively harmless practical joke at work. But this is f@%ked up!! Someone has taken this st way too far and I’m going straight to HR with this one. What is wrong with people?!!! SERIOUSLY!! F*&ken ruined my day....


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